About
random.update is a place for me to vent, write reviews of random shit, and just say what I feel needs to get out of my head. I will get personal, I will be funny (if in my own mind), and I will do it whenever I want, hence the name.
the random updater is: Eric Berge, a 32-year-old married white male who is overweight but still ravishingly handsome. he lives in Sacramento, CA, which most of you know as the place where Auhnold plays “the Governator” since 2003. He lives life in this sinking economy with his wife Barbie, 3 sons, Ashton, Camden and Evan, dog Biskit, cat Snow White and guinea pig Guiness.